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So, yeah, Easter Sunday began, 22 minutes ago, while I'm writing this, but, most likely, it'll be 1:30 when I post this.. Procrastination, gotta love it.. Actually, talking of procrastination.. Bollocks, I've not started the Politics question we were set.. What, two weeks ago now? Ah, it can wait.. Our teacher would have probably died from too much drinking over the half term anyway..
While we're on the subject of half terms, why the hell did no one tell me we have two weeks off, and not one? Not that I'm complaining, but I was expecting tomorrow, I mean, today, to have an element of 'Shite I haven't done any work for school' thrown in.
Instead, I can eat so much that I throw up multiple times (Oh hello birthday..), then worry about it next week instead..
Oh yeah, I totally forgot, I hit 17 on the Third, as some of you already know.. I meant to post another one of these things then, but, the old procrastinating side of me came out (again). So I'm one year closer to being able to drink in public, and being able to help vote this fecking Conservative government out of power. You can tell my childhood wasn't exactly normal can't you? Then again, I'm one of the few people in the South East that would, and are going to, vote for the Labour Party, so there has to be some normality left. Considering parts of Kent, especially Thanet, are in such a shite state, and filled with working class people (Hello), I can't see how it's a Right-wing, Conservative stronghold, compared to the more left wing, Socialist North, which, is where I should be.. Among other Socialist minded people.. But that'd mean being near Scotland, and I hate the Scottish accent, mostly, I can't stand the really thick ones..
And, enough about useless shite you haven't actually read, before I fuck off somewhere, have an Easter gift www.youtube.com/watch?v=usT0u9…
Yep, sums the Easter spirit up perfectly, doesn't it?
Have An Excellent Easter
Also, at the time of publishing (Christ, what am I, a fecking book publisher?) it's 1:07, so yeah, see what I mean about taking forever to write this?
I may explain later..
While we're on the subject of half terms, why the hell did no one tell me we have two weeks off, and not one? Not that I'm complaining, but I was expecting tomorrow, I mean, today, to have an element of 'Shite I haven't done any work for school' thrown in.
Instead, I can eat so much that I throw up multiple times (Oh hello birthday..), then worry about it next week instead..
Oh yeah, I totally forgot, I hit 17 on the Third, as some of you already know.. I meant to post another one of these things then, but, the old procrastinating side of me came out (again). So I'm one year closer to being able to drink in public, and being able to help vote this fecking Conservative government out of power. You can tell my childhood wasn't exactly normal can't you? Then again, I'm one of the few people in the South East that would, and are going to, vote for the Labour Party, so there has to be some normality left. Considering parts of Kent, especially Thanet, are in such a shite state, and filled with working class people (Hello), I can't see how it's a Right-wing, Conservative stronghold, compared to the more left wing, Socialist North, which, is where I should be.. Among other Socialist minded people.. But that'd mean being near Scotland, and I hate the Scottish accent, mostly, I can't stand the really thick ones..
And, enough about useless shite you haven't actually read, before I fuck off somewhere, have an Easter gift www.youtube.com/watch?v=usT0u9…
Yep, sums the Easter spirit up perfectly, doesn't it?
Have An Excellent Easter
Also, at the time of publishing (Christ, what am I, a fecking book publisher?) it's 1:07, so yeah, see what I mean about taking forever to write this?
I may explain later..
This is going to irritate me until I find out
But, I read somewhere about an ancient gladiatorial type game, where someone would sign up, and they'd have to fight an increasing number of enemies simultaneously, until they were overwhelmed and killed.
So, signing up was a death sentence, but by getting a certain distance, you would gain an incredible amount of honour and fame after death.
Does anyone know what this was called? It's on the tip of my tongue, I just can't think of it..
The Hunger Games has reminded me of it, and I've been trying to remember for the past hour..
If you do know, I'd be grateful if you tell me.
Thanks!
The Circus of Horrors.
So, for the past three hours I've been at the Winter Gardens, our local theatre, watching The Circus of Horrors.
Fuck. Me.
It Was the best fucking thing I've seen..
I'm serious..
It was pretty much a freak show/circus/heavy metal concert.
Yeah, I don't even need to say anything else do I?
I will anyway.
It had the normal circus stuff, like fire eating, sword swallowing, etc.
Then it had a dwarf who tied a bowling ball to his dick, then proceeded to swing it around, he also attached a hoover to his dick, and walked around the stage, with the hoover following him.
There was a woman who was suspended in the air by the blade of a sword,
Turns out, I've buggered my military plans up..
Yeah. The minimum age for joining the Territorial Army, is 17.6. I'm 17 this April.
The funny thing is, the minimum age for joining the Regular Military. Is 16.
I can legally join the proper British Army right now. At 16.
Or I can wait about half a year, and join the safer, more relaxed, Territorials.
Where is the logic here? Really?
Who, at 16, would rather join up for four years minimum, than choose exactly when they go into service? Actually, I would..
Looks like I'm not joining the Territorials then..
And it also looks like I have a reason to drop out of Sixth Form..
Ohh, it also looks like we get a choice of infantry roles to spe
It's about time I posted another one of these
Yeah, there's quite a bit of news knocking around, so have another journal.
What fun. He lied.
I think the first and foremost thing on said agenda, is that, after about a year, had my hair cut.
It's length has dropped, from the bottom of my shoulder blades, to about an inch and a bit.
It's made quite the difference. The most obvious being that my hair is shorter, and doesn't take 7 years to dry..
The second is that I can actually see where I'm going now. Well, it wasn't that bad, but my FOV was reduced to about, 60 for a bit, and now I can see again, I don't have to twist my head around when I cross the road.
The second important thing,
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